Not Today, Satan Raccoon T‑Shirt — Funny Cute Trash Panda Tee
$24.99
This lightweight cotton tee carries a wink of attitude and a lot of personality. A sleepy raccoon perched on a trash can holds a steaming cup, while the bold text “NOT TODAY, SATAN” sits above—funny, defiant, and quietly relatable. The breathable Airlume combed cotton feels soft against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. The crew neckline and retail fit give a clean, everyday silhouette that works whether you’re running errands, grabbing coffee, or lounging at home. Durable construction—side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar—keeps the shape wash after wash. Subtle details like the tear-away label and careful printing methods ensure comfort without compromising the design’s crisp colors and fine lines.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, 4.2 oz/yd² - Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette - Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar - Crisp, detailed sleeve and label printing (DTF/DTG depending on provider) - Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a wink of attitude and a lot of personality. A sleepy raccoon perched on a trash can holds a steaming cup, while the bold text “NOT TODAY, SATAN” sits above—funny, defiant, and quietly relatable. The breathable Airlume combed cotton feels soft against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. The crew neckline and retail fit give a clean, everyday silhouette that works whether you’re running errands, grabbing coffee, or lounging at home. Durable construction—side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar—keeps the shape wash after wash. Subtle details like the tear-away label and careful printing methods ensure comfort without compromising the design’s crisp colors and fine lines.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, 4.2 oz/yd² - Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette - Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar - Crisp, detailed sleeve and label printing (DTF/DTG depending on provider) - Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
