Not Today Satan Bigfoot T‑Shirt — Funny Sasquatch Graphic Tee for Outdoorsy Humor & Gifts

$24.99
A soft, breathable tee that mixes woodland humor with everyday wear. The vintage-style graphic shows a contemplative Sasquatch seated among ferns, framed by a wreath of forest foliage and the cheeky phrase “Not Today Satan.” Lightweight Airlume cotton gives it a lived-in feel right away, while the retail crew neckline and side seams keep the shape neat under jackets or layered over long sleeves. This shirt reads like a wink to people who love outdoor irony and low-key, nature-forward style — wear it on hikes, at campfires, or on slow mornings when you need a little extra sass in your step.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for breathability and easy layering
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and reduced irritation
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck label details
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; manufactured under Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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A soft, breathable tee that mixes woodland humor with everyday wear. The vintage-style graphic shows a contemplative Sasquatch seated among ferns, framed by a wreath of forest foliage and the cheeky phrase “Not Today Satan.” Lightweight Airlume cotton gives it a lived-in feel right away, while the retail crew neckline and side seams keep the shape neat under jackets or layered over long sleeves. This shirt reads like a wink to people who love outdoor irony and low-key, nature-forward style — wear it on hikes, at campfires, or on slow mornings when you need a little extra sass in your step.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for breathability and easy layering
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and reduced irritation
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck label details
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; manufactured under Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean