Jonah Whale Tee — “God’s Wi-Fi Is Everywhere, You Can’t Escape” Christian Vintage T-Shirt
$24.99
Rust-colored, lightweight cotton tee with a vintage-style Jonah and whale graphic that reads “God’s Wi-Fi is everywhere, you can’t escape.” The muted, sunset-striped palette and distressed print give it a worn-in, seaside-vintage feel. Breathable Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps it cool and crisp during long days, while the crew neckline and retail fit give a tidy silhouette for layering or wearing solo. Subtle sleeve and neck-printing details mean the design pops with smooth, vivid color. Ethically made blanks and a tear-away label add comfort and conscience to everyday wear.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away neck label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing on sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant artwork
- REACH certified blank; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away neck label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing on sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant artwork
- REACH certified blank; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Rust-colored, lightweight cotton tee with a vintage-style Jonah and whale graphic that reads “God’s Wi-Fi is everywhere, you can’t escape.” The muted, sunset-striped palette and distressed print give it a worn-in, seaside-vintage feel. Breathable Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps it cool and crisp during long days, while the crew neckline and retail fit give a tidy silhouette for layering or wearing solo. Subtle sleeve and neck-printing details mean the design pops with smooth, vivid color. Ethically made blanks and a tear-away label add comfort and conscience to everyday wear.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away neck label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing on sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant artwork
- REACH certified blank; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away neck label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing on sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant artwork
- REACH certified blank; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

